"Middle Aged Mark"


Song Lyrics

Verse 1
Hair of brown
eyebrows blonde
your beard is red and it's super long
But there ain't no need
to go and see
the barber if you can cut it yourself

Chorus
Oh Mark
Middle Aged Mark
Oh Mark
Middle Aged Mark
Oh Mark
Your apathetic to the WNBA
But your son and wife well they love you that way

Verse 2
Why must we celebrate Turkey Day
when we know it's all lies now anyway
You'd love to cancel this holiday
eat tacos and watch Bar Rescue all day

Chorus
Oh Mark
Middle Aged Mark
Oh Mark
Middle Aged Mark
Oh Mark
Your apathetic to the WNBA
But your son and wife well they love you that way

Verse 3
You got no energy to go out and play
but let's pack up Lily and drive away
the babysitter's got your son for the night
When we get back home don't to talk to her....
it's awkward
Leave that up to your wife

Bridge
Your family knows you'd like to be alone
But they love you so much they got to make it known

Chorus
Oh Mark
Middle Aged Mark
Oh Mark
Middle Aged Mark
Oh Mark
Your apathetic to the WNBA
But your son and wife well they love you that way

Oh Mark
Middle Aged Mark
Oh Mark
Middle Aged Mark
Oh Mark
Your apathetic to the WNBA
But your son and wife well they love you that way

 

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